The Rockies have contacted the St. Louis Cardinals about acquiring 1B Albert Pujols. The Cardinals seemed receptive.
When asked for comment, Todd Helton was all like "wtf"
After promoting top pitching prospect Jhoulys Chacin, the Rockies have nearly finalized a trade for Roy Halladay in a package centered around Omar Quintanilla.
More details as events unfold.
(look I can make trade rumors, TOO!)